Is it cheating if I shut my eyes and pretend I am with my wife?
So last night I was a little drunk and this hottie at the bar was hitting on me and since my wife was on the rag I figured I would get me a little since the wife wouldn’t give me any. Well during the intercourse I shut my eyes the whole time I pretended it was my wife. To me that isn’t cheating since I pretended it was her.
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Um…I think your wife just asked a similar question on here only it was about some drunk guy at the bar…….
idiot
it’s only cheating if she is related to her….
No. It is actually rather sweet.
You’re a big old sweetie pie.
Your wife is a lucky girl.
What a keeper!
are you actually tyoing these words?!?! lol
if your wife did the same thing would you consider it as cheating???
If you did any position other than doggy it counts. Sorry
But really, does it matter if they don’t find out?
Yeah, you were drunk, and no, the blow up doll doesn’t care if you pretend she is your wife, or even if you mistakenly call it by your wife’s name.
Its still cheating - you had sex with another woman!
Then the same goes for your wife.
So was it my dress?
I thought it was weird when you closed your eyes… And then papabear was all like, "get outta my house" , and "bullet in your blah blah blah," and I just figured "Meh - If his eyes are closed, that means he’s not really here, right?"
So yeah, I think you’re safe.
hope u used protection if u didnt then your wifes gonna know u cheated on her when she goes to the doc and find out she has an std…oh that u gave her cuz your eyes were closed and u didnt see it coming
Who the f*** are you trying to kid . You know damned well you were cheating . Ask your wife what she thinks .
Just another dip sheat looking for attention. Why do we even answer such deranged questions?
Because we feel the need to let him know he is an idiot. But he already knows, and is simply looking to raise some eyebrows, and get his attention.
Probably isn’t married, and probably has a little dick. Probably a virgin too?
Am I right ?
it is still cheating!!
Yes it is cheating! You were with another woman! You should have gone home and took care of yourself and closed your eyes and pretended it was your wife!!!
It’s only considered cheating if you get caught.
But if that happens, just blame it on the B’eer.
Once again, B’eer to the rescue!
Put your faith in B’eer.
Trust It, It is your Friend.
There’s absolutely nothing It cannot do..
Stand right in front of your wife,close your eyes and ask her this question in the kitchen near the knives and skillets..
I’m going to pretend you didn’t write this and pretend I didn’t read it.
could have not been a hottie, you were drunk remember. besides she must have been blind to have sex with a jerk like you, wait she must have had her eyes closed too. pretending she had a hottie on top of her instead of a idiot, nasty, waist of sperm like you.
What good is boinkin’ if you can’t keep our eyes open? I say pretend you are your wife, then she’d be cheating on you. Now you are both even.