Greetings all.

I have suspected for a long time that my wife was cheating on me. Only recently, however, have I had concrete proof. You see, yesterday I caught her sleeping with my neighbour who, appropriately enough, is named Ted. Naturally, I refused to allow such mutiny to transpire in my home. So I waited until the two of them were hugging and thought no one was around, and then I took a bow and arrow and fired it through both their hearts! And it stopped at the old bastard’s spine, so now they’re stuck together! Then I took them out for a romantic dinner on the grill, quite literally! Let me tell ya, they were more than "well done" when I was finished with them! Then I cut their heads off and mounted them on pikes outside my home, in order to warn potential girlfriends the dangers inherent in cheating on me.

Unfortunately, now that I look back on what I did, I fear that I may have made a mistake. I am prone to let my gentle heart get in the way of my decisions, so that I go too easy on those whom I should punish, and I fear that this was no exception. What do you think?

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