Have you ever caught your GF/BF/Spouse cheating?
Not just cheating, but in the act? What did you do and what where they doing?
I caught my ex giving oral exploratory surgery of the penis to one of my closest friends.
It was at a friend’s house during a get together. I went up to my friend’s room to grab some papers and walked in on them. She stopped the surgery, since the room was no longer sanitary after I had walked in without being prepped. She tried to give me some cockamamie (no pun intended) excuse about being drunk. Blah blah blah…
I left her and her patient at the get together and went home…drank half a bottle of Tequila and ended up watching porn.
Needless to say him and I aren’t speaking anymore and neither are the two of them.
So what happened with youz?
I’ve moved on and I am now with someone else and have been for almost two years. I just wanted to hear other peoples’ stories.
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I came home from work early….I worked 2 jobs, he didn’t work. I found him and my best friend screwing in my bed. Got the shotgun out of the closet and told both of them they had 30 seconds to get out of my house. Changed the locks, bought a new bed and burned the old bed along with all of my ex’s stuff.
Don’t worry about it! What goes around comes around sweet.
nope not really but my bf caught me cheating not in the act but close to it was at his friend’s house on the couch
Never happened to me, but i love the way you word things. Have sex with her Mother, it will be the sweetest revenge.
I have and it is a moment I will never forget! I was so in love with this man. I had the feeling he was cheating on me. I had went through his phone a number of times and kept finding messages from someone named Danny at all hours of the night, He kept saying that was just one of his buds! Well one night I went over to his house to surprise him and I found out who Danny was! Danny was actually Danielle and they were having sex on his bed! It is a moment I will never forget! I don’t think it is something I will ever get over! Needless to say we broke up (only after my dumb ass took him back 3 more times)
The man that i loved and have been with around 5 years… he sleep talks at night… not the best activity to do when one plans on cheating apparently.
found out he was paying some hooker to go out with on craigslist.
what makes it worse he already told me that he tried to do it before, only the one he tried to hire was a \"fat whore\"… that he wouldn\’t do it again… and he would never hurt me. he said he had the opportunity to be with someone who was more beautiful and sexier then that but chose the other one instead.
he went out with the second woman… ended up walking home seeing them doing it on our couch.