My girlfriend cheated on me with the T. V. remote?

Everytime me and my girlfriend have sex she has to sing. It’s so weird. She usually sings some 70s tune but now she’s starting to sing rap songs. I couldn’t stand it so one day I got up and stuck the T.V. remote in her vagina. She started screaming really loud and started smiling. It was supposed to be a punishment but she enjoyed it and started riding the remote. Not only that but the remote doesn’t even work anymore because it’s all wet, I feel betrayed. Should I break up with this cheater?

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